The Boys arent Happy! Jack has blisters on his feet for the jogathon, Stretch just kind of hates everything. Angry Sexts and another dose of Sanford and Son for that ass.
On Friday we watch a little Charlie Brown and are glad the weekend is here, Next Week SHORT WEEK!
The Thursday spectacular..
Jack and Stench trying to work out the kinks of the new recording system and realizing that they are both stupid. However there are people way dumber than them in the News Today. Stench feels a diverticulitus relapse coming on and Jack feels unemployed.
This is the Fa Fa Friday, Keep on Dancing till the world ends, It's getting hot in in the house with no windows, People be crazy, Breakdown the new Gossip Show, Sleeping hungry kids, Sports people suicide watch, football is back, Who's Heidi Cortez, Is seeing the Bonadouche cheating on Jack and Stench, Breaking up with Alina, Heart felt ending edition of the Jack and Stench radio Hour of Power!
Starring...
Jack Heine- as The Single Dad with 2 kids and a man purse at Legoland
Monday Morning, Stench has a bad Dog Day. Jack burns kids out in a bounce house. How about a Bounce Pool Or Bounce Bricks? Stench saw Horrible Bosses and Jack Saw Smurfs. The HOuse Keeper from Hell and more.
all about Britney goes DMX..Dumb bitch gets yanked back to Florida by her P.O. Stench messed up yesterdays numbers and people are annoyed. They forget that Stench is an Idiot who leaves windows open.
WORST SHOW EVER. Stench on the right Jack on the left. Jack has a crappy internet connection and keeps falling off. Sucks so bad we throw in the towel at 42 minutes.. Sorry everybody getting the Stench Studio fixed this weekend..
Monday and the boys are back with some sweet Drunk Dialing, Midget stories, Alina and her drunken foursome Birthday party. Then Stench closes out with his deep refelective letter.
Time Warner Internet Sucks Bigger balls than Wolf Blitzer! BUT ...with some post production you will never know.. Ok you will know a little bit..
Jack and Stretch are back and are both DUMB ASSES! There was twenty minutes extra before this show that you will never hear because Jack unplugged himself and then Stench realized we were not recording. Besides that... Great Show!
Time to get out the tarot cards and see whats in store for Alina and her Big Boobies and each of the guys. Also Stench almost killed his father in law and Jack doesnt ride trains because he is a racist.
Its Fa Fa Friday and Jack just got his Richard Slimmons on! More camp kids thoughts, bad Parents and Janie Lane is Dead.
Monday! DMX James Taylor Style, jack has an interview, Stench went to the Fair. WTF is Trans Vaginal Mesh?
I phone people getting pissy with Stench. Jacks interview results.
Jack and Stretch talk about the dead BH House Husband. People addicted to their spouse. What happens when somebody calls the Mr Bacon line while their dog is killing a rat.
Stretch is broke and PISSED! Jack gets nagged by the Ex.
FA FA FRIDAY!!! We have secretly switched trash trucks today for CHAINSAWS at the Podcast world headquarters. Midgets serving coffee ...Yes or No?
MONDAY!! Jack just got back from a boys dance party, Stench finally got paid and caught up on all his bills. VOICEMAIL A PALOOZA!!! Alina got permission to travel out of town and how you can get a humidor too!
We are back and summer is over! It's back to school and back to bitching for the boys. On vacation Jack learned how to clean up barf and to piss on himself. Stench learned how to deal with rude snorkelers and save a shelter dog.
1100 Shows strong and never stopping!! Mr. Bacon and sext message palooza! The guys also finally realize that they do provide an excellent service to people and potential employers.
It's Hot in here and well...At least we are not Alina! Sad Plane Crash, More Sext Messages, Dog Updates, and Shocker Jack got screwed over on the first day of school.
FA FA Friday, Stench had an audition, The Michael Anthony Hall Conspiracy, Whatever happend to Molly Ringwald.
Monday, Jack sings the hits with other Stage Moms. Stench does Orange County, Alina Does celebrities and finally tells the story that she forgot she never told us before.
What happens when stench says " Hey remember when we stayed there?" and his wife does not recall that trip? Well on this show you will find out! Star Wars geeks continue to attack Jack and Stench.
The Wed. Spectacular with Lobsterfest News, Alina is mad at us and much much more.
Jack and Stench continue to battle dorks. Crazy Animal lady. Porn Bunker for the end of the world and more
FA FA Friday- Tripple Double Stuff Oreo's Suck, Dead Midget Porn Star, Guess which Po Mofia Member is a closet Treky. and More
The Longest Show Ever!! In fact this show is so long the disc cuts it off. Alina joins us and talks about being naked, Being very busy with the Emmy's going on, and going to Emmy parties. Psychic Stretch reads the cards on Alina and her chance of a hook up at a party. jack Fights a woman in a playground. Stench decides to test his car insurance. Happy Meals are not too happy anymore...and of course more Sponge Bob theories and Star Wars geeks, PLUS Guess who is also a harry Potter Fan.
It's Tuesday up in here! Jack and Stench continue to remember shit they forgot to talk after vaca. They also continue to clarify the dork roll. There are lines that should not be crossed. jack had another interview and podcasting is ofr people that are not that Good at radio.!!
Stench is bent about a news story involving Pit Bulls and stupid people.
Oh F its FRIDAY!!!!!!!! More Curb painter drama in the stench hood. Voicemail and sext message palooza. Simon Cowell loses big time but Stench likes the new show. Jack is headed off to back to School Night lets hope he has fun!
Happy Monday. Obama is screwing the West Side today. Stench almost lost the new dog. Jack had to explain wedding photos to the kids. How many In N Out Double Doubles could you eat?
The Jack and Stench Reality Road Show starring Alina. The New Dog is still being a douche. Jack and Stench for Charity. Dr. B is in town and Bristol Palin drama. WTF is a LARP!
Stench has no life and has resorted to dressing the small dog up in costumes and taking pictures. Alina is late for work. No Job Depression. Thunder Shirts and more.
The Thursday Broadcast hour of power
Fat Friday!!!!
Happy Monday. Jack is just another red shirt wearing gat guy at the Happiest Place on Earth. Stench is a Big Mo with a Pink Lunch Box.
Tuesday and it is on and popping with Jack and Stench vs. Disney Dorks. It's like the star Wars battle but worse. Obama Fried Chicken in China. Are you a LARPER if???
Wed. The Disney fighting continues and Alina here with a new STD from an old BF. Stench is a pig in more ways than one and probably ate a spit burger. Jack hates every one and everything.
Stench decides that Jack has had enough of the hate mail lime light and pisses off the ladies. Steve Jobs is dead, what does Kim kardashian think? Jack is a Volunteer PE teacher in the rain. jack and stench are Old and angry. More rascist chils adoption talk. Bonus- Full version of the Beef Log Song.
FA FA FRIDAY! Jack and StencH are back in all their complaining glory.
Games with the kids. Exceptions for the Disney Rule. Festival Recap, jack bikes in downtown and more.
Tuesday, Pug gets Anal Probe. More Pedophile Pod Peeps. Jack hates everyone. Stench gets a job lead.
Wed. Jack and Stench Hour or so of Power! Occupy everything. freeloaders latching on to the occupy protests. Stench saw his local homeless guy in another city having dinner with his not homeless girlfriend. Are jack and Stench Radio LARPers?
People you did not know were Mormons and finally somebody else mad at the Guys that is not a Star Wars or Disney Fan. Yes its time for Angry Raider fans.
Happy Friday, Crazy Drama in the News. Stupid solicitors.
The jack Happy Hour Recap. Nasty day of auto racing. Reason #251 to keep fresh batteries in your smoke detector. Hispanic Media Coalition is pissed at Clear Channel. Alabama hates latins and so does Stench. Zombies on the train and more.
Tuesday Jack and Stench Hour of Power.
Hump Day! Questions for the Pod Peeps.
Happy Thursday The Grumpy Old Men are back with a late night recording. Including lots of sext messages and Voicemails.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!! Alina and her Ooompa Loompa's join the guys for the Halloween Spectacular and Stench is back on line for that Podcast!!!
After Halloween recap. Stench has a job. Tons of Sext and Voicemails.
Its Pre K P.E. today for Jack. We explain more why destination weddings are not cool, but mostly why 3rd World sucks and you should never go to one of those places.
FA FA FRIDAY. Feeling like the creepy guy around young hot chicks. Parents that get in your business. The fun of divorce. Time change weekend. Is it darker in the winter and much much more.
Monday, jack and Stench weekend Recaps,Stench had a semi terrible sports weekend and Jack had a Semi terrible Ex Wife weekend.
TUESDAY SPECTACULAR!! The Boys are back and on a roll still trying to figure out any Technical glitches for the I Tunes
Wed. J&S are back with the sext messages, VM's and and technical glithces galore. We also address the recent pod download problems and have taken a step on our end to remedy the situation.
Monday drama.
Late Night Monday. Jack and Stench are joined by Alina to kick off the Short week. Of course Alina brings the talk to STD's and three ways.
Happy back to work after a long Thanksgiving weekend. F ing with Jack for the Holidays. Black Friday Nightmares.
Its Monday and the guys have lots of Voicemail and Sext messages on the Mr. bacon line.
Fa Fa Friday!!! Jack is doing another Friday Night Non Happy Hour Happy Hour Tonight.
Monday Drama, Stench and the Crazy Homeless problem in Palisades. Jack Non Happy Hour Recap, Fostering a Dog.. Beware of Lemierre Syndrome.
Happy Monday. BONUS SHOW! Plus a Bonus that you will never hear. Stench Christmas party recap. Jacks got kids that are home for 3 weeks! WAR WITH DENNY'S..
WE'RE BACK from lighting fires!!!!!! But kind of sucky to be honest.
The Boyz are back with Miss Alina, who had a porn star Pajama Party for Christmas, and Big Celeb News. We go to the cards to find out if Jack will get anal in 2012. The Answer is as creepy as the question. Speaking of anal, have we got an animal video for you!
Happy Monday! What the Hell is Squishy Bath?
FA FA FRIDAY!! Alina joins the show today to tell us a Jamie Update and about a Turd Meteor that hit the Valley! Jack is getting ready for his audition. Alina thinks that we believe crap about celebs and claims to have never dated a reality star. and Sext messages and Voicemails.
Its Wed. already. Is there a serial killer amongst the Pod Family? jack is on whisper mode because he has kids. If a 10 piece gets you a Bj what can you get for a 20?
GIANTS are going to the Superbowl! So are the Patriots... Jack is a fake caller in Boston. Pod Peeps do art! Jamie sells her house. 20,000 Sqft. Houses..Yes Or No.
MONDAY MONDAY! It's Hot as hell in So Cal... and so are our loins!
Happy HUMP Day!! Look out for the New LA Serial Killer. Male Teachers yes or no? Jack has sleeping kids so sounds like he is announcing a golf match. Clearchannel goes 300 million deep on Seacrest while managing to continue to layoff staff nation wide.
GIANTS WIN THE SUPERBOWL! Why because they are better than your team that's why! Douche bag friends. REALLY BAD parents. Frat House recap. Jack insults his Moms friends. Is Stench's Dog to Fat to be a purse Dog?
1200 SHOWS!!!!!!!! HOLY BALLS! We recap all the haters who have come and gone over the years and how with the support of all of you we are still ROLLING strong! jack prepares for World War 3. bacon Milk Shakes. Gay marriage and much much more
Happy Monday, Jacks back. Stench has his life ruined by a dog.Lots of Mr. Bacon messages. Stench has no balls. Chicken Pox after getting vaccinated. Touching some male Stripper Wang. Asians at Popeyes and much much more.
Day after Valentines Day. More Dog Drama. Stench is high. Obama is back in LA today. Visiting places where people died..Yes or No! Stench Yes but only GREAT AMERICANS. Jack No!
Happy Presidents Day! Douche bag Parents. When Bike vs Bus goes terribly wrong.
jack and Stench phone it in on Presidents Day. Service Dogs that are not really service dogs.. Gas prices suck ass. Talking to strangers. Working on Presidents Day.
Happy Wed. More theme songs to get stuck in your head. What is the F Bomb count of Stench on a Good Day? Good News on the Job Front? Who is Better Lee Majors or Burt Reynlods?
Its Friday, CVS Sucks Ass. Jack gets rescheduled again, UTI's and Dirty Wang, and TONS O Voicemails and Sext Messages for the FA FA Friday.
We are back and still rolling. Yesterday was Oscar Talk and today its some how NASCAR!! Yes neither Jack nor Stench like NASCAR but somehow they both end up watching it.. Kid Fights, Old People fights, Coming soon the Transgender Mentally Challenged Midget Silent Movie written by Jack and Stench that is certain to get an Oscar.
We are still on line, and still old grumpy guys.
The Boys are back and they have a cranky Alina on a clense. Jack is in San Diego and has news on the Job Front. The New HIV drug.
Happy 5 year Pod Anniversary!!!!!
Happy Tuesday, Jack gets a field trip surprise. Stench is recovering. When is Edgy not Edgy.
Happy Thursday! Can money really make you happy? Stench is a hater... does he need therapy? The Craziest Celebrity Gossip Story Ever.
The Smooth Sounds of Jack and Stench for a Monday. Stench Likes 21 Jump Street and the New J Lo and Marc Anthony Show. the Guys are old and did not celebrate St. Patricks day at All. AND AN EPIC SKYPE MELTDOWN TO END THE SHOW!
HAPPY THURSDAY!
Its the Post Pod wedding Show. Plus It's Day one of the Jack Show at The Mix 106.3 .
People are mean to Prius Drivers, however there is at least one that will get out of the car and beat your ass. The jack and Stench Diet consists of terrible things that will make you toss out a perfectly good donut.
Happy Monday- The Jack and Stench Burbank Brick! Pod Mafia Rules! UPS Loses a lot of stuff.
It's a short show and you can blame Suge Knight! Jack has kids for Sprong break and Stench has a LOOOOOOONG DAAAAAY!
The Poppyseed Festival recap, Even Goldfish commit suicide. Sometimes weekends are best when your high!
Another depressing Monday with the boys. Games People play,
Crazy weekend. Crazy Bitches, Crazy Bike Rides. New Dog . Cancelled Comedy Show,,But a new Comedy Show Idea for a make up.
Hot Throbbin Monday! Let the hell begin. Tortured by a See You Next Tuesday!
Surprising causes of Depression and the real surprise is that being Jack and or stench is not on the list. Alina cuts good hair and does not have three ways with her clients. Jim Wayne will fight a chick. and much much more
We don't remember 3 hours ago, let alone what we did on this show earlier today! But I Think we talked about a bunch of crap.
Better Post this thing before I forget, There is a Laker game on!
Its a Glitch shortened Friday Show..Everybody Drink!